The New War on Breakfast
Updated: Aug 28, 2019
I am proposing a war on breakfast foods being put into a box labeled “Breakfast Foods.”
A list of good breakfast foods that are not “Breakfast Foods”:
cold pizza
hot pizza
pasta
rice
dandelions, if you’re into that sort of thing
broccoli
a bowl of ice cream
steak, directly followed by a Kit Kat bar
leftovers
watermelon
chicken nuggets, especially at three in the morning
seriously, leftovers for breakfast is a gift from God
literally anything
except asparagus, but not because it’s not good enough; it’s just not good period and nobody should be subjected to it
macaroni
This is about the acceptance and normalization of non-breakfast foods being eaten for breakfast. Please, stop the stigma.